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  • boyfriend: talk dirty to me
  • me: hail hydra

fun tip:

anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious

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  • DC: People don't want to see female heroes!
  • DC: They're too difficult to relate to, okay?
  • Marvel: *successfully turns Black Widow into a fan favorite character with plans for an eventual solo movie*
  • Marvel: *successfully gets a second season of a hero team show with half the regular cast as female characters*
  • Marvel: *successfully greenlights another spin-off series with a female lead*
  • Marvel: i'm sorry what

guy:

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

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THAT’S THE ORIGINAL WHAT THE FUCK WHO CHANGED IT OMG

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aimlessscribbles:

'So it was quite literally the drink that killed him' 

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